Creo haber encontrado la respuesta a una cuestión que durante tantos años me llevo haciendo, habida cuenta de lo poco que me lucen los modelitos.

Ahí va:

A pandemic is upon us, much worse than famine, drought and locusts, combined. The world’s boobies are SHRINKING! The cause, ordinary coffee.
A new study, published in the British Journal of Cancer, examined 300 coffee drinkers, obviously women, asking them how much coffee they drink per day and then measuring their bust size.
The data showed women who drank MORE than 3 cups of coffee a day had an average breast size 17% smaller than women who consumed LESS than 3 cups per day.
In general, women with BIGGER breasts are at higher risk.
"However, anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed,” Helena Jernstrom, from Lund University in Sweden, who led the study, told The Telegraph.
Scientists believe coffee’s impact on estrogen causes the shrinkage. And, it might affect testosterone too. Eek!
Listen, coffee isn’t healthy. Among other things, it raises blood sugar and contributes to arteriosclerosis. So ditch the coffee and SAVE the boobies!